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Is this thing on?
Hello, It has been 2 years, 2 months, and 4 days since my last confession. I wonder if some of you are still there. In my mind your RSS alert systems just came to life after years of inactivity- not unlike those tape reels in the bottom of a bunker somewhere in an ’80s movie. Silence…a red light begins to blink…a whirring sound…the tape reels spin…a Kenny Loggins song starts…
I think you get it.
So, where have I been for approximately 794 days? Nation building! As some of you know/knew I had a child. What you don’t know is that Sab and I had another child shortly after Macy was born. Her name is Rebecca. She arrived 13 months after Macy.
I have been busy trying to create the next American Women’s Tennis Champion or Greatest Tea Party Hostess (they are interchangeable at this point) and making Rebecca giggle. Its a full time job. The best job. So that’s where I have been. Moving on…
Whats changed over the last 19,056 hours since we last spoke? A few things actually…I will supply a short list. You are welcome.
- Rebecca Was Born
- SOPA Protest – Largest in History of the Internet
- A silent film won 5 Academy awards (Really?)
- “Gangnam Style” becomes the first video to reach one billion views on YouTube
- Lance Armstrong “apologizes,” loses a ba-jillion dollars, and still comes off like a douche bag
- Anonymous hacked Westboro Baptist Church (Yea!)
- Macy decided that she is a “princess”
- Rebecca likes yogurt
I am sure there were more events than those…however, I can not remember them right now.
This I will construct a more lucid post about something asap. In the mean time, I am taking requests for topics. In the comments, suggest a topic…or demand a topic. I will write about it in my usual, hard to follow, grammatically incorrect manner.
Welcome back, me!
Recipe for a good day
1. Shopping objectives accomplished in 1.5 hours
2. Laughing about someones haircut with wife
3. Meeting up with a good friend for coffee and insanity in a craft store (see photo)
4. Finding a 1/2 price Le Creuset Dutch oven and buying it immediately
5. A couple rolls at Sekisui South for dinner
Everyday should be this good
Who’s ya boy in Slovenia???
Breakdown of Obtuse View readers by country!
United States (US) 423
United Kingdom (GB) 21
Canada (CA) 12
India (IN) 6
Germany (DE) 4
Australia (AU) 3
Sweden (SE) 2
New Zealand (NZ) 2
Italy (IT) 2
Norway (NO) 2
Mexico (MX) 2
Austria (AT) 1
Netherlands (NL) 1
Latvia (LV) 1
France (FR) 1
Belgium (BE) 1
Georgia (GE) 1
Vietnam (VN) 1
Sri Lanka (LK) 1
South Africa (ZA) 1
Nepal (NP) 1
Lebanon (LB) 1
Spain (ES) 1
China (CN) 1
Afghanistan (AF) 1
Slovenia (SI) 1
THANK YOU TO ALL THE READERS OF OBTUSE VIEW!!!
Just some tips on retaining your MAN card
Here is a list that all men need to read…
You are losing man points if you:
Smoke a Misty Cigarette
Own anything with a sequin
Drink out of a straw
Lip sync/karoke anything by Milli Vanilli or ABBA
Know what “Spanx” are
Wear “skinny jeans”
Have a preference in the nylon content of socks
Think and/or believing that chocolate is even close to sex
Know who Zach Effron is
Take a picture of a celebrity to your hairstylist
Have a hairstylist
Use a blender on any speed other than the highest speed
Order anything that is or rhymes with “frappichino”
Drink a cocktail that is blue, red (Campari excluded), green, or pink
Debate the “Hasselbeck Issue” on The View
Wear athletic shoes that are ONE COLOR
Thanks to my wife for help with this list.