Is this thing on?


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Hello, It has been 2 years, 2 months, and 4 days since my last confession.  I wonder if some of you are still there.  In my mind your RSS alert systems just came to life after years of inactivity- not unlike those tape reels in the bottom of a bunker somewhere in an ’80s movie.  Silence…a red light begins to blink…a whirring sound…the tape reels spin…a Kenny Loggins song starts…

I think you get it.

So, where have I been for approximately 794 days?  Nation building!  As some of you know/knew I had a child.  What you don’t know is that Sab and I had another child shortly after Macy was born.  Her name is Rebecca.  She arrived 13 months after Macy.

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I have been busy trying to create the next American Women’s Tennis Champion or Greatest Tea Party Hostess (they are interchangeable at this point) and making Rebecca giggle.  Its a full time job.  The best job.  So that’s where I have been.  Moving on…

Whats changed over the last 19,056 hours since we last spoke?  A few things actually…I will supply a short list.  You are welcome.

  • Rebecca Was Born
  • SOPA Protest – Largest in History of the Internet
  • A silent film won 5 Academy awards (Really?)
  • “Gangnam Style” becomes the first video to reach one billion views on YouTube
  • Lance Armstrong “apologizes,” loses a ba-jillion dollars, and still comes off like a douche bag
  •  Anonymous hacked Westboro Baptist Church (Yea!)
  • Macy decided that she is a “princess”
  • Rebecca likes yogurt

I am sure there were more events than those…however, I can not remember them right now.

This I will construct a more lucid post about something asap.  In the mean time, I am taking requests for topics.  In the comments, suggest a topic…or demand a topic.  I will write about it in my usual, hard to follow, grammatically incorrect manner.

Welcome back, me!

topic-suggestions

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About matt1912

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Posted on March 27, 2013, in Family, Funny, list, parenthood, Uncategorized and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments.

  1. Wrist surgery
    Wife takes up tennis
    Grandmother is 93 and more than lucid
    SCOTUS / voting rights/ guns/guns in schools-arming teachers 🙀/gay marriage ,yada yada yada

  2. Wife takes up tennis…LIKE THAT ONE!

  3. Hey, nice to see you posting again, but wow, congrats on the family! Beautiful daughters, it’s no surprise you’ve been busy living life vs posting online.

    • I am slowly cycling back into posting- now the girls are 2.75 and 1.65 yrs old and fully capable of accessing Netflix on an iPhone, I am finding a tad more time to write and post.

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