Author Archives: Matt
Looking forward….
The future is a vast and ever changing cloud of possibility. Now that the kid is in the mix…that cloud is much bigger with 10000 more possibilities. UGHHH…lets assume that my new kid-to-be is free of all diseases, forms of chromozone abnormalities, and all the billions of things that could go wrong with a pregnancy and appears … normal. YAHOO!
What if he is a bad kid…the ones that cry just to cry on airplanes, the ones that give teachers ulcers, the kind that make you not want kids in the 1st place. OMG that would be a nightmare!!! Read the rest of this entry
Dick Cheney doesn’t care what you think, U.S. Criminal Code.
Read this 1st then we will talk….
Does Dick Chaney Want to Be Prosecuted
by: Scott Horton
After he was indicted for the murder of Alexander Hamilton, vice president Aaron Burr fled to South Carolina, to hide out with his daughter. Another vice president, Spiro Agnew, kept completely silent before pleading nolo contendere on corruption charges. Former vice president Dick Cheney, on the other hand, seems proud of his criminal misadventures. On Sunday, he took to the airwaves to brag about them. Read the rest of this entry
Pregnancy Hormones: A male perspective
There is a stigma attached to a woman during pregnancy.
Exhibit A
The mystique is similar to a lioness protecting her cubs mixed with an emotionally unbalanced circus clown (the crying one). This alone scares men. Some buy shirts for the mothers-to-be:
These shirts and the like aren’t so much a WARNING to others as they are more of a reminder to themselves that “She is volatile.” Post-It notes were invented by a man. There is no shock there. We need to be reminded.
Catharsis (or Holy Shit we are Pregnant)
No, It really is.
Sarah Palin, Tea Parties/Baggers, Right Wing Mentality, Bad Drivers, Rude Servers, Texas, Low Battery Warnings on my iPhone, the dog’s accidents, Work Dissatisfaction, that light on the Frozen Coke machine being on, and my stuffy nose don’t bother me today. I dont think they will bother me as much anymore. Yesterday something happened. No, I was not almost killed and saw the fleeting flash of life before my eyes. Just the opposite. I saw my unborn son’s heart beating in his mother’s womb. In that instant, as cliche as it sounds, it all changed. Read the rest of this entry
Top 5 misconceptions about Tea Party Movement
One year ago, the first Tea Party protest hadn’t even been held yet and the phrase remained safely ensconced in American history textbooks. This weekend, the first national Tea Party Convention will be held in Nashville, and the fractious movement has secured a place in the history of the Obama administration. But for all the attention it has earned, misconceptions abound. Here are the top five. Read the rest of this entry
Trig, see what you have done?
EARMUFFS TRIG EARMUFFS!
I was reading an article about the Gov. of Texas’ aides saying “retard” in public and Palin callin for his firing a stern warning (The Gov. is a republican and she is headed to Texas to campaign for the Texas Gov. hmmmm) Anyway, I clicked on the comments after I read the article and what did I find?
Where are you Alanis Morisette???
Floor collapses in Weight Watchers clinic
The floor of a weight watchers clinic in Sweden collapsed beneath a group of people taking part in a weight loss programme. Read the rest of this entry
FACEBOOK FRIENDS DO NOT REALLY CARE!
Surprise: Facebook Friends Aren’t Real Friends
Sarah Jacobsson, PC World
If you have thousands of friends on Facebook, most of them are not your real friends, reports The Sunday Times of London.
Shocking, I know.
sometimes right - sometimes not - always correct 