Category Archives: Funny
Social networking got ya down?
In a world that is based largely online, where you not only have to remember your place in the whole scheme of things, but how that scheme actually works, it is easy to get lost, discouraged, or apathetic.
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Which way do I go, George? Which way do I go?
When the online persona becomes disheartened and has no hope for the future there is one last pit stop on the information super highway.
This better not be a cry for help, because in cyberspace no one can hear you scream.
Yes true believers, you can not only create a new you as an online entity…now you can kill it as well.
This site offers you a way to erase your Facebook self and let others know by a message you send them. Full Story
Note: Unlike real life, you can undo your cyber suicide.
Wow.
Disclaimer:
**Matt and Obtuse View do NOT endorse suicide in any form, for any reason…ever. That’s just how we roll.
Christmas Wish List 2009
"...a football? Yeah, yeah a football! No! WAIT!!!..."
I hate being asked what I want for Christmas. I simply hate it. It hurts my delicate feelers to tell someone that I don’t want anything…they look dejected and I feel like an ass. SO…here is an open response to everyone that has/will ask me what I want for Christmas. Any of these would be greatly appreciated.
A moral compass, muttonchops, Spideysense, a frigate (*note I have no where to keep this option), a jetpack, an olympic medal (*the sport is irrelevant, just make sure there is no name on it), an original muppet (*Fozzy preferably), the ability to dance (*pop n’ lock preferred), a live in masseuse, any original Elvis jumpsuit, guitar lessons from Tom Morello, 3′ x 8′ oil on canvas painting of me on a white steed dressed in armor with a lance piercing a dragon under the horses hooves (*see St. George Slaying the Dragon)…
That is a fraction of my actual list…
If you want more gift ideas, let me know in the comments and I will give you more ideas to make my Christmas a merry one.
sometimes right - sometimes not - always correct 
