Monthly Archives: March 2010
I was curious about how my fellow Americans felt about issues that, in my humble opinion, are paramount to our nation and its position on a world stage. After hours and hours of extensive research and documentation, I give you:
AMERICA’S OPINIONS Read the rest of this entry
YOU ARE SOOO WELCOME
Watch and realize your smallness.
Before you attack me for “unamericanism” or some other bullshit made up word – Know this, I simply glanced at the pic of Ahmadinejad on Yahoo.com this morning and for a sec thought it was a pic of Bush. So, I simply I ask you…Do they look alike or what?
Ear Shape: CHECK!
NOSE SHAPE: CHECK!
JAW SHAPE: CHECK!
WHITE BUTTON DOWN: CHECK!
BEADY EYES: CHECK!
*I KNOW and BELIEVE that Bush and Ahmadinejad have nothing in common when it comes to politics, religion, and the good ole USA. So, easy tiger. Just vote in the comments, or be a moron and call me unamerican or anti-american and prove to the world you are an idiot.
Fox News Needs To Mind Its Own Business
Hmm… how many hours are in the day, again? Whatever that number is plus two more hours, daily. We know that puberty is hard for you, Fox News, so feel free to pass on any more questions. YOU’RE NORMAL. IT’S A NATURAL PROCESS. [Buzzfeed via Fox News-loving operative “Ryan M.”]
Read more at Wonkette: http://wonkette.com/414008/fox-news-needs-to-mind-its-own-business#ixzz0hBG2eTOq
German scientists put Earth back on track!
Top German scientists have said NASA’s claim that the quake in Chile moved the Earth’s axis and shortened the length of a day is ludicrous.
The monster tremor killed at least 800 people and supposedly moved gigantic masses around the planet. NASA had reported that the catastrophe shifted the Earth’s axis and made a day shorter by a fraction.
But now German researchers have said that the claims are completely without basis. Read the rest of this entry
Does it seem to you that a lot people are speaking for God lately? Has there been some massive PR movement from Heaven to select vessels to distribute God’s message? Apparently, everyone around me has Jesus’ cell number and they text/talk a lot about what is going to happen or why something happened the way it did. There are Christian people telling me, and all of their “Friends” that the Apocalypse is at hand. No, I am not kidding… Read the rest of this entry