Monthly Archives: March 2010

America’s Opinions

I was curious about how my fellow Americans felt about issues that, in my humble opinion, are paramount to our nation and its position on a world stage.   After hours and hours of extensive research and documentation, I give you:

AMERICA’S OPINIONS Read the rest of this entry

These are two of my favorite things…

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c11_1267663868

YOU ARE SOOO WELCOME

You do not matter (in the grand scheme of things)

Watch and realize your smallness.

http://vimeo.com/8918647

Do they look alike or what?

Before you attack me for “unamericanism” or some other bullshit made up word – Know this, I simply glanced at the pic of Ahmadinejad on Yahoo.com this morning and for a sec thought it was a pic of Bush.  So, I simply I ask you…Do they look alike or what?

YOU DECIDE:

What I noticed:

Ear Shape:  CHECK!

NOSE SHAPE: CHECK!

JAW SHAPE: CHECK!

WHITE BUTTON DOWN:  CHECK!

BEADY EYES: CHECK!

*I KNOW and BELIEVE that Bush and Ahmadinejad have nothing in common when it comes to politics, religion, and the good ole USA.  So, easy tiger. Just vote in the comments, or be a moron and call me unamerican or anti-american and prove to the world you are an idiot.

How To Use Google Voice To Blog Over The Phone

Dear Reader,

THIS IS WAY COOL…I HAD TO SHARE.

Love, Matt

How To Use Google Voice To Blog Over The Phone

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Great post from http://wonkette.com

Fox News Needs To Mind Its Own Business

Hmm… how many hours are in the day, again? Whatever that number is plus two more hours, daily. We know that puberty is hard for you, Fox News, so feel free to pass on any more questions. YOU’RE NORMAL. IT’S A NATURAL PROCESS. [Buzzfeed via Fox News-loving operative “Ryan M.”]

Read more at Wonkette: http://wonkette.com/414008/fox-news-needs-to-mind-its-own-business#ixzz0hBG2eTOq

OH GERMANY, IT IS SOOO ON!

German scientists put Earth back on track!

03.03.2010 – 17:53 UHR
By Anna Behrens and Torsten Johannknecht

Top German scientists have said NASA’s claim that the quake in Chile moved the Earth’s axis and shortened the length of a day is ludicrous.

The monster tremor killed at least 800 people and supposedly moved gigantic masses around the planet. NASA had reported that the catastrophe shifted the Earth’s axis and made a day shorter by a fraction.

But now German researchers have said that the claims are completely without basis. Read the rest of this entry

False prophets are everywhere!

Does it seem to you that a lot people are speaking for God lately?  Has there been some massive PR movement from Heaven to select vessels to distribute God’s message?   Apparently, everyone around me has Jesus’ cell number and they text/talk a lot about what is going to happen or why something happened the way it did.  There are Christian people telling me, and all of their “Friends” that the Apocalypse is at hand.  No, I am not kidding… Read the rest of this entry

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